**** Disclaimer: Definitely hadn’t planned on doing one of these in 2026, but here we are. It’ll be my last one, so (for me) I’ll make it worth it. This cryptic post will be very long and mostly full of gibberish. It won’t make sense to but a handful of those that come across it, (but this one time) that’s the point, and it’s necessary. Apologies to everyone else. The end of yesterdays. ****
“The beauty of knowing your worth, is in being perfectly fine with losing anything that wasn’t already yours” ~ GT
I’ve always been fascinated by the sheer arrogance and braggadocio of some the worlds most notorious 🤡 rappers/celebrities.
The unapologetic and brazenly loud chest thumping about the absurd stacks of cash that they are so willing to chronically lose 🎰(or spend depending on whose perspective) as they compete with each other to smash on the same dtf “group love” friendly thots, gold diggas, clout chasers and strippers.
The birkins, g-wagons, chanel, loubis and lv that they keep in stock merely to lace their side pieces, suga babies and jumpoffs, all strategically, happily and obliviously “kept” at every corner of the globe on text standby.
From the insane amounts of money that they spend on Iced out bussdowns (correcting the thousands of hours of skilled craftsmen and artisans work who apparently didn’t have a f* clue what they were doing originally). To their hideous over priced whips, that act as powerful magnets to attract the flocks of birds looking for a chance to audition for a roster spot. 🐔
I have now come to accept the once un fathomable yet now undeniable (scientifically proven in the real world lab over and over again) truth…
That $#!+ works!!
On every one. Twos and twelves!! Doesn’t matter.
Every woman. They’re now all the same. The once very clear lines separating the stereotypical groupies and thots vs the class once held up as inaccessibly exclusive and the “not for sales/can’t be boughts” high value women, is now blurred beyond all recognition.
The same superficial carrots 🥕 work on each and every one. Regardless of the exclusive high value status facade we are advertised.
I’m dumbstruck.
In all my days on this spinning magnetic rock, the idea of being a proudly bragging gargantuan “trick” was never a flex that I ever aspired to emulate. 🤢
Still don’t. I’ll die on this rock alone first.
But then again, I’m just a poor lil backwards country boy from Texas…
We do thangs a lil different ’round these parts. 🤠😉
As a Nerd, with nothing to offer but ol’ school charm and personality, I used to be very cautious that I, (unable/unwilling to compete at such an enormously high level of fuckery), would be a prime target to have any attractive woman that I was remotely interested in poached by such “high level men of value and character” as these flex happy 🤡s.
Why?
It’s a cold world out there for most anonymous Joe Bloes.
Obviously all women believe that they are “way too fine for a local club”…
And who better to save ‘em than a famous 🤡, that randomly and miraculously shows up to their IG (Most likely after a wild lie was conveniently told to Her about the Nerd beforehand), and suddenly flood Her relatively hidden account with the attention she always knew she was worthy and deserving of.
Her getting flown out private upgrade has finally miraculously arrived!!!
And despite the vast accumulation of a plethora of experience, knowledge and data over the years, on men, human behavior, probability and statistics, social media algorithms, all at Her immediate disposal …
She in Her blind pretty privileged arrogance would never think to pause, and take a moment to intelligently analyze how odd it is that odd messages and famous celebrity 🤡s are now just randomly popping up left and right so soon after the unknown game dev discovered Her account.
I mean she is Her. Why would that be strange? To all be happening right now all at once in a very condensed time period, after so many years of it not? 🤔
All intelligence, discernment and self worth prioritization goes expeditiously out the window, as she looks on. Waiting anxiously for the next opportunity to subliminally post a reference reply as part of Her once in a lifetime audition. Obliviously blinded by the euphoria of all the years of feeling entitled and now having it finally paying off. Big! All the girls will be mad jelly!!! Right?
Arrogance is a helluva drug.
Teenage Pleasure principle vs Maturity, self worth & intellect:
1 - 0
It’s quite sad because you would hope that in the real world when called upon, theory and practice need not be mutually exclusive.
Welcome to “Cruel Intentions”(1999). I’m sure the rest of the cast will make you feel right at home.
I however am out.
As always, GLWT. 🖖🏾
**** **** ****
Famous 🤡 vs unknown Nerd?
For any self respecting clout chaser, groupie or strategic hypergamist (again perspective) the celebrity 🤡 is always without question the no brainer choice.
Every time.
Us “Nobody Squares” just don’t have the pay for 🐈 trait in us. Bread or no bread, us lames ain’t tricks. We just won’t pay to compete.
I don’t do bidding wars. Never have.
Not professionally for contracts. Not personally, and for damn sure not romantically.
Veto.
It’s a hard no for me dawg. Full stop.
But (to my now complete surprise) this is now the norm for the rest of société.
No one is immune. Not them. Not you. Not Her. Not anyone. It is now the dating default setting.
I however refuse to play any games that I do not code.
Alone but not a trick it is then.
I can’t even be mad tho. I gotta respect the gansta level of dedication to winning, at all costs.
However it is that we got here… All is fair in love and war.
So congrats remain in order, and must be given.
Kudos on yet another successful strategic takeover and acquisition campaign, old Sport!!!! 🍾👏🏿
Winner takes all. Once again. Respect. 🫡
**** **** ****
Actually I can’t help but be impressed with the extreme levels of time, energy and effort that some of these 🤡s are willing to invest, just to prove that they are better than a Nerd.
I mean, despite being a celebrity they find the time to obsessively stalk a random nobody Nerds dormant 10 year old IG account plus 5 additional websites (‘ssup potna), all day, every single day and into the night, month after month for years, even while on tour, or from sets?
Looking at every single save, story, search, like, or comment. Having to wait through my saves, comments and likes of all my favorite cheeseburger and milkshake spots in the D. Staring at my countless 007 and business quote searches and explorer page rabbit holes, just waiting for the few rare moments that this nobody might accidentally hint at who he might remotely be romantically interested in?! Just to pounce? 🐍
As a dude, you don’t feel a lil pervish stalking another dude, my guy?! Just sayin bruhs. Wow!
When tf do you sleep mf?!
It’s embarrassingly sad to watch, but impressive nonetheless!
Ya gotta wonder, tho… why?
Is it because they are surrounded by a glut of yes men and yes broads, and therefore can’t bear the thought of this Nerd having someone solid in their life that I haven’t bought?
Is it the thought of a Nerd having access to genuine love and romance, while their money and hideous whips keep them confined to the aforementioned thots, suga babies, gold diggas, clout chasers, and strippers? The idea that I could find something so rare without 🤡 fuckery?
I think it’s this one, that is obviously too much for them to bear.
My hypothesis is that in their insecure little minds they are driven to prove that all women are the same, and as such they [women] are all, driven by the same self sabotage instincts that so often draws them to chaos and shiny sparkly objects. Twos or tens, doesn’t matter. Same.
That would prove that despite what women claim, that it’s all men that are dawgs, there is something wrong with all women and not them. If they can prove that a high value 10 is no better than a thot or groupie then their superiority complex remains fully intact. If all women are the same, why should they feel bad about who they are as POS people. Their character now becomes irrelevant and it doesn’t make sense to be anything other than the POS person they have already become.
It works and it’s way more fun.
One spoiler tho…
If they allow a Nerd to find and attract good women and those women choose the Nerd over their superficial BS, then they and their bobbles, truly are only attractive to POS women as well.
The delusion is busted. And that is something that they just can’t knowingly abide, and they will stop at nothing and move at all cost to prevent that disruption to order of things.
As humans we attract what we are. So if they can attract “perceived” high value women, regardless of how, then by default they too must be high value. Because high value women supposedly aren’t groupies or trash, which would be a direct mirror reflection of who they are.
Could that be it? Not 100% sure, but so far they haven’t been wrong.
Not one. Single. Time.
**** **** ****
I used to be upset at these yns.
Aside from having to witness this unprecedented level of goofy @$$ bia-ness in another man (still mi bredren regardless)🤢, It was mad irritating.
But not anymore.
In fact, I’ve now come to truly appreciate the blessing that getting knocked by these 🤡s affords me.
They provide the perfect lessons to inform my dating choices in 2026. ✨
You see, you will never know what a woman will do, until they are tempted to do it. In today’s world how could I ever possibly hope to distinguish a “clout chaser” from a “one of one keeper”?
A true Queen from a ready and willing giddy little pawn?
It’s virtually impossible nowadays.
Having the mere outside appearance of an exclusive high value 10 is (quite obviously now) no longer proof enough. Groupies and 10s are now indistinguishable these days.
So they [the 🤡s] are now providing me an invaluable “future life” protection service.
“Quality Control” Testing if you will.
Without these 🤡s, and Her assumption that I’m completely clueless, I would never know if she [Her] will jump at the opportunity to audition for a regional roster spot or actually be the 10 toes down she claims that she is, and 🤮 at the mere suggestion.
Great audition so far, by the way. Pretty sure you’ve got this one in the 💰… 🤌🏿
Hard to believe but…
“I have crossed oceans of time” and still no 10 toes down to be found.
Are all women really the same?!
Naaaah I don’t know. I’m not a 100% convinced yet.
Call me a hopeless romantic.
I refuse to believe that all women are that simple minded. I personally just think it’s vain little internet chicks. It’s the single common denominator in all of these instances.
All groupies, thots, gold diggas, suga babies, etc… = internet chicks.
High value, inaccessible, exclusive “can’t be boughts/not for sales” = massive internet chicks.
Undeniable correlation.
Real life high value Women that don’t get their entire identity and validation from social media are prolly the last bastion of hope I have to find the one in 8.5 B incorruptible woman.
Contrary to popular belief all mind numbingly beautiful women (inside and out) aren’t shackled to engagement.
So no more internet chicks.
Just real and extraordinary Jane Does down for real and extraordinary adventures. 🥰
I’ll be testing this new and revised hypothesis in 2026.
Fingers crossed we shall see.
Still could be wrong, tho.
I mean, I don’t have a masters or doctorate in behavioral science, or years of experience and data to easily spot those kind of glaringly bad behavior indicators. I’m still just a guy.
Science ain’t my lane or expertise. I still may not know any better.
I just move polygons around and blow $#!+ up on little video screens. What do I know?!
Fer-doop-fer-dooooo🤪
But…
“I don’t know, lightning could strike.”⚡️
So I’ll continue to look for it and wait for it.
Did I say I was still a hopeless romantic?
**** **** ****
That said, regardless of everything the world is currently saying about these 🤡s (which is unfortunately very much point for point for point true), depending on your perspective, some POSs are actually really some of the greatest dawgs and wingmen a Nerd could ask for…
in their own lying, bruv backstabbing, cock blocking, cheating, o vulture, bitch made @$$ hyena kinda way.
I will always maintain the belief that there are never any accidents, and everything is by His absolutely perfect design and timing. Who knows what they have unwittingly saved me from?✨🙏🏿
“I guess we’ll never know”
So with that perspective, ya gotta love ‘em. 🍾🥂🤡.
‘Preciate ya big dawg.
Make Today A Masterpiece!
~ GT